So much awesome.
I hired a friend of mine to teach me how to play. She was the one who introduced me to cello (I think I went over that in my previous post). $15 an hour. Not terrible to have a teacher whose goal is to become a cellist. I think she would know what she was doing.
She (who will now be referred to as Teach) sat in one of the chairs that I had set up. I whip out my rental cello; more like stumble around attempting to get the bulky instrument out of its wretched gig bag case. Eventually, I managed to hand Teach my instument. She didn’t waste a moment.
We went straight into how to sit with a cello. I had experiemented with this previously, but that was purely on observation of symphonies that I had been to. I was allowing the instrument lean against me; the pro cellist all seemed very relaxed with the postures. Teach instantly corrected that situation. My posture turned chivalrous. My back turned aching. Apparently, one pinches a cello with their knees, so that both arms can be used to play. Cellos only get weirder.
While we were sitting with my cello, we went over anatomy (of the cello). It was very simple and much like most instuments… except the head is called a scroll and there is a pin and a tail piece. But, I knew after one run through. Pretty sure it was the only thing that I got right off.
Then, Teach told me to hold the bow. Of course, I held it like a five year old would: brandished like a switch (I am sure it would make a fine one). The correct way is like a claw. Now, don’t imagine that I was going to rip it to shreds. What I mean is that the fingers are curved and the tips are what is holding the bow. My hand is still hurting and it has been three days. I was determined to get the bow grip correct because she put a huge stress on it. We spend at least ten minutes on bow grip and every time a played something (it’s not strumming and it isn’t sawing…. what is the action of playing a cello?) I had her check my bow grip and fix it everytime. Not that I played much…
Finally, she started introducing me to playing. Not only did I have to focus on bow grip, I had to think about my left arm being in the correct position, my fingers being down constantly (rather than uke, where if I press down with my ring finger, the rest of my fingers can be relaxed), making sure my bow isn’t sliding in the wrong direction, oh and did I mention bow grip? Keep my back striaght, arm relaxed, shoulder is too high, SCREECH, damn, what the hell was wrong with that?, bow grip, fingers down, there’s music too, which string am I on?, SCREECH. Finally, the tortorous attempt at playing was finished. I think it lasted a whole thirty seconds.
With my mind buzzing with cello lessons, I fed Teach a fine meal and payed her and sent her on her way. I hope this is the beginning of something fantastic.